mutantapologist:

if I was hannibal and someone accused me I would be like “really? is it because of my name? I was under the impression that we were all adults here, but it seems i was mistaken.” and they would be so embarrassed they would have no choice but let me go

medievalpeasantgirl:

i hate when the cicadas all stop suddenly like wait my greek chorus . should i be worried

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

re-peysi:

bunjywunjy:

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

for context these are the poems

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

and COMING HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it’s Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

notkatniss:

ok I’m obsessed with the shark tracking community

pjharvey:

if youre getting queerbaited by marvel thats on you

alooha:

by sandra_lsv_marrakech

seravph:

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

muneco:

does anyone else have a drink that u just go crazy when u have it ? like i pour myself apple juice and it’s gone in 3 seconds because i can’t control myself around it

rb & tag what drink u can’t have around u for more than 5 seconds

theweirdwideweb:

notajerusalemcricket:

tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

“OoOoO leSBiAnS see it’s not espooky”