in the future i hope that tv hosts and announcers will say “ladies and gentlemen, eithers and neithers” because if not then what even is the point

710642:

well? can he????

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

ozais-pants:

alizarin-owl:

MEET THE ENEMIES OF KORRA

took it right off the website guys

Spongebob is the Grand Master of the Red Lotus, calling it now

jaclcfrost:

[checks a tag on ao3]

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romangod:

feudalism: serfs up bruh

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

officialporrim:

elanorpam:

malicehaughton:

mmolio:

I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.

It’s begun.

i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss.  And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.

dang

i met a guy named dave once

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.